Real sports cars come in red. Sometimes they come in blue, but always in red. There is something about red that makes the car go faster. It’s a scientific fact, but no one is really sure why. It has something to possibly do with quantum physics or creating a miniature rift in the time-space continuem.

Don’t try to figure it out, just accept the fact that red sports cars go faster. 
 

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